Local Election Sex Shocker Special (2/2) By Lee Cassanell The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. Plato

(1/2), (2/2).

Why not throw caution to the wind and vote for someone different for a change?

Give them a chance and see how they do. Nothing is going to change that much or go horribly wrong because the office staff at the guildhall will be almost exactly the same. Sure, some personnel at the top are replaced and the pack gets reshuffled but it's still the same people running the day to day operations no matter which flag is flying in Victoria Square. Hull isn't suddenly going to float off into the North sea overnight.

So what if they fuck up, at least they had a go and tried some new and inspiring ideas and isn't it high time we stopped voting for the comfortable and familiar main parties and tried something new? It's 2008 for Christ sake. It's the future and it's about time we started looking forward instead of over our shoulder.

Take heed in the myth of Medusa , a moral parable as old as they come. If you look back you'll turn to stone but if you look forward, what's behind you can't hurt you. It's insignificant. It doesn't matter so leave it in the past where it belongs. I'm not a crusader or a self appointed spokesman for the drunk or dispossessed but I see no reason why anyone with just a speck of social responsibility cannot cast a vote to make a change.

My old excuse was I'm not voting because there is no-one worth voting for and you know, that hasn't changed but the way I see it, the only way to start the heart of this system beating to a decent tune is to give it a twenty thousand volt electric shock and voting in numbers for one of the minor alternatives is your own personal bolt of lightning. You are Thor the thunder God and your vote is your hammer.

Ok that was a little melodramatic but you get the idea. Personally I think everyone should be marched to polling booths at gunpoint and forced to react in some way or another. Vote for anyone, write on the paper that you have no belief in the current political system, wipe your arse on it or make a paper airplane. Just do something. Anything because this apathy is making me sympathise with suicide bombers and that would really, really fuck up my hair.

So please, pretty please and for the love of Tresemme Shampoo. Get off your arse and vote.

Comments System Prototype Version 1.0 by Mo

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 5 By Buick McCain

	August 1941 Most of our training exercises had been carried out under cover of darkness and with the complicity of local landowners and after three months of rigorous activity, the hard work was eventually paying dividends. I had organised the six groups into autonomous units and for security, each group consisted Read more...

Articles - Response To Chester Draws Flood Aid - What's It All About? By John Fareham

	I am probably missing something but in the desperate attempt to be 'with attitude' the article by 'Chester' rather misses some points. I doubt the council need lessons in drunken perversion from a man who seems aroused by his ability to urinate in public and a need to share that with us: great promotion for Hull. I wonder if Chester would like to name Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 4 By Buick McCain

	The crossing over the Channel was uneventful and as we approached the coastline the Flight Sergeant beckoned me forward and pointed towards the horizon. Immediately the scale of Hitler's stranglehold over Europe became frighteningly real. Far below but as far as the eye could see, the massed German forces waited menacingly Read more...

Articles - Response to Hull Flood Aid - What's It All About? By Chester Draws

	I must confess I found Michelle Dee's article on Hull Flood aid much more lucid and sober than some of her previous creative explorations and I for one am glad she had the inclination and good sense to raise the issue. Still, it was only a bit of water and although some people have lost possessions and property at least it provided them with a bit of excitement Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 3 By Buick McCain

	Throughout the rest of the day reports of further explosions, all of which were in and around the West End were filtering back to Baker Street. We were ordered to remain in the building until we had clearance from the police and the army bomb squad commander. Murray half heartedly tried to explain the semantics and machinations Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy Part 2 By Buick McCain

	I was back at Baker Street by 9.45am and I knew that if I looked anywhere near as shattered as I felt, I was in trouble. The ubiquitous Sergeant Craig, the unfriendly giant, led me straight up to a second floor room. This time the welcome party consisted of one man, not much older than me. Although he was dressed in civilian clothes Read more...

Articles - Hull Flood Aid - What's It All About? By Michelle Dee

	Once again the local music community is gearing up to stage a music event in the city of Hull. After the floods that have left many homeless resulted in hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of property damage and caused severe disruption to schools. Many local businesses will record losses due to flood affected premises and damaged stock. Read more...

Articles - Hydroponics By Stuart Batley

	Hydroponics in general is a way of growing plants and vegetables of all kinds indoors or in a greenhouse without soil in water containing essential mineral nutrients. Many commercial vegetables are grown this way these days in huge greenhouses. The term hydroponics is derived from Greek word and literally means 'working water'. There are many system variations on Read more...

Articles - A Bridge Too Far - The Floods By Paul Wood

	Well it was 10.30 am, the morning of the floods and I was on Newland Avenue at the Post Office, watching as the flood water washed up towards the door. I waded across the road ankle-deep to head home where I stayed most of the day. Around lunch time, my neighbours were bailing out water from down the terrace as the rain had been continuous and it was Read more...

Articles - Crosswire Conspiracy By Buick McCain

	During the summer of 2006 my grandmother sadly passed away. Amongst her possessions, that I was given responsibility for sorting, was a neatly filed and dated collection of my late grandfather's diaries, dating from the early 1940s. Over the ensuing weeks I read and reread all my grandfathers' thoughts. Of his hopes and aspirations Read more...

Articles - A Nightmare on Ella Street By Chester Draws

	Saint’s preserve us ... It’s the end of the world as we know it, the biblical flood has arrived to punish Ella Street for its Liberal Bohemian ways. We thought that all our pot smoking, hippy festivals and savage alcohol problems would put us on square terms with the man upstairs but it seems God is a raging Conservative who would see us all drown Read more...

Articles - The Drain - Memories of East Hull By Nicholas Boldock

	It can sometimes transcend strangeness, the things we humans can have a fondness for. Me, I rather like "The Drain", that muddy, filthy waterway that flows through East Hull, fostering luminous green algae and prehistoric hermaphrodite fish as it goes. At first glance the drain looks like not much more than a cleverly designed cesspool, Read more...

Articles - Buses By Andrea Longstaff

	I was running to catch the number 13 bus in Bond Street when the driver, standing next to his vehicle and smoking a roll-up said to me "There's always going to be another bus you know" I replied that I had to be somewhere and was running late. "Why don't you walk then?" Hmmmmm and why don't you mind your own fucking business? Read more...

Articles - Behind the Wall - Ibrahim's Pavement Café By Rich Wiles, of Hull and Hebron

	Most cities and town across Europe have a central square, or several, around which the city or town is built. These can include bustling market squares in rural England, lazy plazas in small Spanish villages, and huge piazzas in Italy's great Roman cities Al-Khalil's (Hebron's) Beit Romano Square bears little in common with these Read more...

Articles - Appeal - Calling East Hull ...

	When was the last time you ate a meal so good that you had to tell someone about it? When was the last time you walked into a pub and had a really good night out? When was the last time you spoke to someone who was so unique that you immediately thought: now that would make a good story... If any of the above applies to you, then we want to hear from you. Read more...

Articles - Wilberforce House - New Exhibition By Michael Smith Age 15

	The house of William Wilberforce has been converted into a fabulous exhibition dedicated to the Slave trade and its abolition along with the life of William Wilberforce and his work. Such a museum is exactly the correct thing to do to the very house that William lived and worked in. The museum is an emotional and educational experience that Read more...

Articles - Trepanning Worked For Me And The Joys Of Public Transport By Andrea Longstaff

	The Government and the Greenies moan like fuck about carbon emissions but I use public transport on a regular basis. I don't know if it's me going through an olfactory hallucinatory phase but the buses always seem to stink of rancid piss these days, and the people that you have to endure! One time I was on the bus on my way to Park Avenue when a lass sat down Read more...

Articles - Yankeeburger By John Science

	I came across your website purely by accident when I was looking for any comments regarding Yankeeburger in Jameson Street. I was pleasantly surprised to read that a Vivian Wan from Australia worked there in the 80's and referred to me as a 'great guy' -a compliment indeed. I do remember we had some wonderful students from Asia during that period Read more...