Kowalski's OGM - With audio download
By Brindley Hallam Dennis
So, ya got through to Kowlaski's number.
Well, Kowalski ain't 'ome.
Mildred, that's his old lady, she ain't 'ome either.
Ya see, that's what ya get.
That's what ya get fer callin' such a dumb-ass hour.
That means you Hank.
Ya wanna leave a message, talk to the machine when it beeps.
We'll get back to ya.
Ya don't wanna a leave a message, that suit us fine too.
Will that do Mildred?
How d'ya turn this thing off?
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