Much More Than Seven Words By Del Abe Jones

George Denis Patrick Carlin. 12th May 1937 - 22nd June 2008

Although he really wasn't Everybody's cup of tea He was a great comic And he was very funny. He made fun of everyone And of society's flaws He was arrested for it They said, 'You broke our laws!' His 'Seven Dirty Words' Are some that some won't say But a part of our language And always been that way. His bit played on the radio And a man's son, heard But his dad let him listen And that's kinda absurd.

He complained to the FCC It went to the Supreme Court George lost it, five to four But didn't stop his retort. A Grammy winner, actor Author and philosopher He was true to himself Said what he thought, for sure! Considered the second best Of all those funny men I doubt we'll see another As good as him again. He surely was no angel He doubted 'The Pearly Gate' If there is,and he gets there They'll probably make him wait;

Copyright ©  Del Abe Jones 2008

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